May 2012
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Causes of World War I
Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on me my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany: Make me bitches
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Olivia: "Will Masterbaitor come to the front please?"
Olivia: "Not a masturbater, THE Masterbaitor"
May 13th
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i wish i was joan: "Law & Order: SVU" drinking... →
joanhollowayharris: drink when: Elliott uses force with suspects The familiar “dun dun” sound effect is played Munch makes a sarcastic remark Olivia talks to a child Dr. Huang interviews a suspect The main victims withhold pertinent information The characters drink coffee An episode mentions Hudson…
May 13th
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WHEN MY BEST FRIEND AND I SIT ON THE GYM FLOOR
howdoiputthisgently:
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Amendment One has passed in North Carolina.
commanderspock: wickedclothes | wickedclothes Same-sex marriage is now officially banned in the North Carolina State Constitution, as well as civil unions and domestic partnerships. FOLLOW-UP: You can, however, still marry your first cousin.
May 8th
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llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
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“My thoughts are stars that I cannot fathom into constellations”
– John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via brieerose)
May 8th
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It's that time of year again! INTERNATIONAL MEN...
ftmark: We are proud to be men, and we are proud to wear dresses. We believe we are men, no matter what we wear (or don’t wear) We stand with women, equal in all attire Have fun! Wear a Dress! Have a Dress Party, or a Dress Outing, or just stand around and feel the wind between your legs! Skirts also acceptable. Facebook RSVP reblog, spread the word, and partake! Feel free to post the...
May 7th
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Agent Coulson: hey, I just met you
Agent Coulson: and this is crazy
Steve Rogers:
Agent Coulson: but I watched you sleeping
Agent Coulson: so sign these maybe
Steve Rogers:
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“Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their...”
– Lemony Snicket (via blondebibliophile)
May 6th
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“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden...”
– Alfred Lord Tennyson (via aaanxious)
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