March 2012
113 posts
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage.
Intelligent person: Well, what about divorce? Doesn't divorce destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage as well? If so, why aren't you against divorce? What about people like Kim Kardashian who get married for three months and then get divorced? Should we ban her from ever getting married again? I didn't think so.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will open the doors to other types of marriage, like being able to marry your dog, family member, or several people at once.
Intelligent person: People thought the same thing about interracial marriage and it's been legal for quite some time now. I don't recall any doors being opened to interspecies marriage because of interracial marriage. Furthermore, there are several states that allow you to marry your first cousin and I believe that door was opened by traditional marriage, not gay marriage.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will redefine the word "marriage".
Intelligent person: Words are redefined every day and people don't seem to mind. If they redefined the word "marker", would you protest it because "marker" has had a set definition for years? Switching around a few words so that same-sex couples are included in the definition cannot and will not affect your existing marriage in any way, shape, or form.
Idiot: Marriage is about reproducing. Two people of the same sex cannot reproduce.
Intelligent person: What about sterile men and infertile women? They're still allowed to get married. Why not ban that as well? And if you want to get technical, gay couples can reproduce via a surrogate, but that's probably a little too technical for you, Mr. Idiot.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will devalue existing traditional marriages.
Intelligent person: If two total strangers living several hundred miles away from you getting married affects your marriage somehow, then I don't think your marriage was that strong to begin with.
Idiot: The Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Intelligent person: The Bible says a lot of things, but this country is not governed by what the Bible says. This country is governed by what the Constitution says and the first amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Idiot: Marriage and family go hand-in-hand. In order to properly raise a child, the child must have a mother and a father. If we legalize gay marriage and same-sex couples raise children, the children will grow up confused.
Intelligent person: A child does not need to have both a mother and a father in order to grow up secure and successful. If you don't believe me, you can visit the man who lives in the White House. As for same-sex couples raising children, several scientific studies have concluded that being raised by same-sex parents does not affect a child's self-esteem, gender identity, or emotional health.
Idiot: Gay marriage is against my religious belief and as an American I reserve the right to religious freedom.
Intelligent person: Really? Gays getting married will not take your religious freedom away. You're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but you're not allowed to try and impose your beliefs on me by trying to take my rights away. That is not religious freedom.
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a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
this made my day
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Good handjob tips:
okonokos:
Put your mouth on it.
Watchmycroftismight:
mrlimpdick:
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jmiliam:
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obliviousoftruth:
What is Physics?
….STOPPP FUCKINGG WITH MY MINDDDDDD
awesome!!!!!!!
“OH YES”
This is me basically squealing
I NEED TO START THROWING AGAIN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD.
what
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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: (S)He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
Any Northwestern students accepted to the class of...
easttexasbaby:
Follow me! Let’s connect! lol
:c I wish I could go. But my easter break ends like the week before. Phooie.
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Who else got waitlisted/rejected from...
liftmorethantheboys:
Waitlist here :’(
If you were waitlisted or rejected, message me! I have no idea what to do right now and I wanna talk to others who are in the same boat. I kinda want to see what the rejection letter looks like too if someone doesn’t mind showing me.
It sounds like Regular Decision admission was EXTREMELY cutthroat this year guys.
I think the Early Decision admission...
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“The throbbing headache and nausea
I can endure, I’ve had worse.
Right...”
– hellopoetry.com/poem/i-compare-you-to-binge-drinking/
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fishingboatproceeds:
backtocheyenne:
wait is the john green that wrote the fault in our stars the same john green that wrote looking for alaska
Same John Green, yes.
also you’re speaking to him, that, that’s john green right there. fishingboat oh my god this is perfect
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
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Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: Can you please-
Me: Are you serious? Do you even know how much homework I have? I'm stressing over so much please don't make me do it. I really need to get this homework done I'm so tired
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/arrogant nostalgia
Few people are able to go through life without a compass, and never get lost.
The opposing elements can often conspire to create the most powerful of forces.
You would not, of course, be surprised at how much of legends is derived from truth.
I don’t know, some times people can get really mysteriously intelligent and philosophical once they’ve been drinking.
Dang, self. Once...
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"Be sure to get a DNA of your perspective mate....
theladycorsair:
Community, your Doctor Who references keep getting better.
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theresaplastictree:
if Fred and George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.
did they just not want to ask or
oh tumblr. i do love your random insights.
“Crying adds something. Crying is you, plus tears. But the feeling Colin had was...”
– John Green An Abundance of Katherines (via tumblingintolove)
“You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.”
– An Abundance of Katherines by John Green (via perfectkaleidoscopicbeauty)
