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(Source: onac911, via high-functioningsociopath-angel)
| Austria: | Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass. |
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| Serbia: | Bitch please if you lay a finger on me my huge mate Russia will fuck you up. |
| Russia: | Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now. |
| Germany: | Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh? |
| France: | Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time. |
| Germany: | Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol |
| Britain: | Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now! |
| Germany: | Make me bitches |
Kate has developed all of the powers and talents of a dolphin. She likewise possesses the power to communicate with dolphins with gestures, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Kate has the power to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to boost her dexterity and she has a stupendous talent at bluffing. Additionally, she can tunnel through solid physical matter and she is known for her unusual wisdom. Kate lords over a group of sharks. Shamefully, Kate endures the burden of being blind.
Linda has learned to change shape into a woman. She also has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all gold with a thought, however only when well-rested. Linda developed the talent to view distant locations with her mind, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. She is able to take control of sound and bend it to her will and she is protected from damage by a magic shield. Terribly, Linda takes harm from exposure to string.
Andrea can make dwarves appear from nowhere. She also wages war with a destructive chainsaw that also grants a mind-blowing talent at inventing and she rides a stupendous skateboard into battle. Andrea is able to cause her enemies to become diseased and she has learned to absorb the damage from kinetic energy and use it to increase her fame throughout the nation. Shamefully, Andrea suffers from being terrible at language.
Steph rides an uncommon mech into battle. Additionally, she possesses the power to edit the memories of others and she has been known to hurl dazzling illumination from her quarterstaff against multiple opponents. Steph can tunnel through solid crystal and she has learned to transform any fox into gold. She also is able to take control of robots and she has mastered the ability to confuse the emotions of an enemy. Sadly, Steph becomes insane in the presence of sand.
Natalie has the power to make duplicates of herself. Also, she has mastered the ability to cause her rivals to become clueless and she possesses the power to absorb the damage from light and use it to augment her resistance to mental attack. Natalie developed the talent to deflect psionic death and she has a fantastic ability to regenerate, but using this power makes her camouflaged for one hour. Tragically, Natalie is deathly afraid of lynxes.
(via sometimesiwonderif)
“Alaska finished her cigarette and flicked it into the river.
‘Why do you smoke so damn fast?’ I asked.
She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on her narrow face might have looked goofy were it not for the unimpeachably elegant green in her eyes. She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, ‘Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”
